bleeper while i clean up this journal, is there anything this student who moonlights as a pretend fantasy creature (think vampire, fae, yes even the elusive catboy) for hire could fill? someone who hires him as a "vampire boyfriend" to torment their family over thanksgiving for the laughs, maybe another part time gig suggestion, besties, exes, flings, maybe a messy fwb that borders on romantic but neither will admit it, roommate(s), the rest of ateez, anything at all!