bleeper everything and everyone, people for karaoke tonight! the wife he's still technically married to who rightfully hates him, a semi-serious ex of any gender from sometime within the last year and a half that he's been living in ny, good friends from the same timeframe, more neighbours in williamsburg, coworkers at both his gym and cat cafe, megan fox, lana condor, reece king, ashley moore, isabella peschardt, kj apa, random customs!