bleeper clients for this personal trainer, childhood friends from los angeles or new york (anyone for a shitty parents club?), food porn enthusiasts that could have found him via his insta, a wrong number he sent a sext to for random hilarity, neighbors in williamsburg, running partners, weekend basketball crew, exes and fwbs, former classmates at nyu, a blind date he didn't realize was a blind date set up by his mom, bleeper swipes and random custom swaps