irvingpark now that i'm app'd up, let's come up with some ridiculous lines. if ridiculous isn't your flavor he can use any and all of his half and step-siblings (pachanga season is coming up), the ex wife for the dramatics, a few fellow teachers at whitney m. young, some influencer type he's done a few freelance photog gigs for, a bud or two to never follow through on their big talk about starting a band