well damn that building looks like the kind of too big on a teacher's salary that's perfect for dre and his dog. count him in for a neighbor and, honestly, whatever other bs you'd want to come up with to make it fun. shortly after him moving in, she forgot to lock the door and found a drunken him eating chinese and watching, idk jennifer's body in her living room? yeeesss. he's the asshole who somehow always seems to cut her off and steal her parking spot? let's go! she knows she's seen him somewhere, but can't place it until someone points out he's the reporter who got dragged to sea by a giant wave in a 2015 reporter fails compilation video? i got you. the dumber the better, let's make it neighbors with a twist.