wacky peas i can do! i'm thinking of updating this dude a bit. came over from cuba when he was three, grandparents were big on the fam assimilating so his youth was a hodgepodge of what they thought extra american. fast forward to now... a little divorce here, left his job and fell into a high school journalism teacher gig over there. can't speak a lick of spanish but knows exactly how to text his mom for all his home cooked favs all the way from lechón to buñuelos cause priorities.