lusty neighbors and/or a couple roommates in queens cause he feels like the loneliest boy in the world, members of his peach pit-esque band or other bands to set up a show with or just to jam with because that seems fun, his best friend since college/wdym's brother for specifics and fun drama, the two major exes for toxicity (alexa, play system of a down), hook ups past or present for varying degrees of weird, a female for something silly but specific, coworkers at a greeting card company, whatever magic we can brew up this spooky season 💫