so basically, goose (not his real name, obvs) is a failed english major who realized that working as a stripper got him a whole lot more money than his degree ever would. he keeps odd hours and would be coming and going at just weird times of night, which could have resulted in a guessing game as to wtf this dude does for a living. personality-wise he's kind of a big goof with some serious himbo energy that he hides his intelligence behind