i've been out of it all weekend SO i feel this hard. let's see, her grams was from the area so skies the limit as far as time frames: grams set them up once while she was in town, date got rowdy with them daring one another escalating, ludicrous things. he's the reason she spent the rest of that summer in a cast; they both fell in love with this very hideous, very 70s green velvet couch at an estate sale, quickly they became motal enemies as they tried to out bid one until someone swooped in raising the price to where neither could win, they teamed up together to ruin the person's life and by ruin they meant become a weekend auction duo; they met recently at some dud of tuesday concert she booked, he lucked out and was the lucky person she picked to drink her sorrows away with, one drink led to three led to too many and neither realizing breaking into the farm next to her place for an impromptu goat meet and greet was a very, very bad idea.