lusty isabella peschardt, lizzo, olivia holt, lana condor, camila mendes, charles melton, kj apa, tyler posey, holland roden, selena gomez, neighbors for him and bathrobe, a best friend, an ex-girlfriend who was too good for him all along, flings/hookups of any gender, any sws he might have connected with due to his journalism, other people who volunteer at the old folks home he volunteers at, some more people who go bowling together every fortnight and get stupid competitive