PEN PALS! let's go for that, alph has been alive for 500~ years, currently is a unicorn-influencer that self promotes his most majestical self (he is the sole reason for unicorn onesies, those terrible unicorn themed frappuccino starbucks drinks, unicorn vomiting rainbow gifs, and even a model for lisa frank binder collections.....). he lived in hiding for a couple of centuries before this push to be a unicorn-fluencer on social media. so they could be pen pals throughout the long long long years?