veritatem late to all those nice comments from earlier this week but while i catch up bring me his bff in the shape of a gorgon who turns fashion disasters to stone bonus points for zendaya so they can look like bad asses during fashion week, a pompous knight who was made immortal for a long-standing ✨feud✨, the dragon he teamed up with to screw over similar vainglorious men in the middle ages, human and supernatural vintages at his blood-only vampire lounge plus the staff who work there, a long-suffering lawyer, some kind of prompt to get the inspiration flowing, and anything else we can come up with