census let's figure out some fun, dumb stuff. give me the friend whose birthday ended with him marrying loveburns, the girl his mom keeps trying to set him up with because he hasn't told her about said marriage, his two younger (and cooler) brothers, a nosey nextdoor neighbor, a smartass employee at his movie theater who lives for giving him shit, his best friend since middle school, mae whitman for an ex situation to keep the judgy train going