veritatem jodie comer, pom klementieff, or billie piper for this high strung vampire? she took a big pouty lestat nap and had a building built over her crypt, but now she's awake and on a billion milligrams of vampire xanax to cope with things like traffic and atms and cell phones. old vampires and other friends to reconnect with, members of her ancient text chain who are trying their best to help but end up constantly sending each other incorrect translations of modern slang and pop culture references, everything