the pb love is mutual! if i remember correctly, he deals so i was thinking she's a loyal client. more than that, i thought it would be super funny if she paid him to show up at a bougie family holiday function as her 'boyfriend' just to get a rise out of the uppity blue blood types that normally attend. diana is going to be written as doing the most and being extra to get the attention of her parents and what better type to bring around than a lanky tatted dude calling them mom and dad from their initial introduction?