lol, this is why you read before pretty post.
oh, santana's quick to pick up on body language and emotions in the room(hello empathy), so if he goes based off of her references suggestions... lmao, good luck. she loves using the "you look like you need a drink. here, take this shot of whiskey, and chase it with another shot of whiskey." lol. although, she wouldn't mind playing his game or two. he'd have to deal with her shenanigans of mixing drinks not on the menu and having him try her new concoctions because she has every intention of adding a personal drink of her own to the menu.
luckily for royce, sugar coating has never been her thing. its a negative at times, how brutally honest she can be. santana has gone her whole life being hidden from a lot of truths, so she tries her best to be honest with herself and others around her(even though she struggles more-so with honesty to herself - its self destructive at best). but all in all, she is definitely the type to be honest and loyal - her friendships are the closet thing to family she has right now, and she likes to keep it that way.
their timelines might not add up in seattle. BUT, she did get sent to los angeles in 2010 (she was 15) to be raised by her cop uncle. she moved back in 2018 to handle what she feels is unfinished business. there's definitely a chance they could have stumbled across each other due to his occupation. plus, she was doing odd jobs in california, so we could figure something out. satana is a huge fan of dark humor, so hopefully she can get a couple of laughs out of him. lol, if he uses her for any help on anything, and its something so easy, she will give him shit about it - especially during their friendly conflicts. she's like 5'1, so she may not be able to look him directly in the eyes, but she'll knock him down enough to be at her level. :D
they are definitely going to have an entertaining friendship, that's for sure.