if department stores didn't want people to test-drive the beds, they shouldn't make them up to look so inviting. bea submits that two people dead asleep in a public space counts as the best possible advertisement for how comfy the display model is! she's currently at the west end. finding dani somewhere unusual because she locked herself out is exactly the kind of sitcom scenario that i live for. we'll make them an age gap laverne and shirley.