oscar isaac as a supernatural lawyer, kit harrington as either a fake vampire styled after lestat who now struggles to keep up the act now that supernaturals are out in the open or a private investigator, michael b jordan as an illusion based magic user, childish gambino or daveed diggs as a badass vampire influencer, jason sudeikis as an immortality/relationship counselor for humans considering being turned and their sires, james norton just because