lifestyle bonkers business ventures, anyone? she could be someone's fill-in partner for a baking competition show. her schedule is wide open for co-hosting a local lip sync battle. we could assemble a crack team of party princesses for Disney sing-alongs (this will end up with child vomit in somebody's shoes, be forewarned). she can be a mobile notary and internet-ordained minister for quickie marriages. cranky call center co-workers. bossy office assistant needed? you'll hate her more than clippy! check any of the above boxes and let's get this bread together 🥖🍞🥐 more 35+ for the not-quite-midlife crisis boat in general.