lifestyle a premium cut of man meat who lives in her building and almost distracted her into an empty elevator shaft. someone she befriended after they realized they were seriously dating the same two-timing asshole. she wanted to go full carrie underwood two black cadillacs with the revenge plot, but they talked her down. other exes she still breaks her back for despite hours of complaining before and after. more 40+ folks who actually quite like their middle-aged stride. who wants to discuss wacky funeral arrangements? she's thinking of a casket rigged like a novelty can of peanut brittle! you can't be sad when you're covered in snakes 🐍