mauri suddenly texts him out of the blue at 2 am like "i just had existential dread over getting old and dying, and am now suddenly so depressed over getting grey** and wrinkly? like just imagine waking up and suddenly bam we are 84 years old and need a fucking CANE to walk" that's the shit angel is signing up for because this boy just doesn't stop lmao. "angel do these pants make my butt look big?" incoming twenty photos of him in a dressing room