they think they're being passionate artistes~ when really they're just young and dumb, bless. i'm flexible on the kid number but was hoping for a maya in there somewhere as long as it doesn't step on anyone's toes. honestly her hiatus fits so well with when ethan was all over the place with writing and acting and broadway, so the headlines would be delightfully sloppy. "why didn't we just drink wine and laugh at it all?" they ask as they drink wine and laugh about it all now.