he'd be her friend just for the rotating compliment titles, even if he did try to outdo her ("abigail edwards, all your energy at once combined together and causing the big bang" or "abigail edwards, the only one who drew narcissus' eyes from the water"). alfie has the same penchant for treating everyone like they're immediately one of his own, but his is a bit more out of awkwardness than trust, it's the only way he knows how to make friends. i think they would get along well though and while i don't think alfie would ever say he dislikes her or be rude intentionally, he's also not the best at thinking before he speaks and can be a bit snarky which i'm sure has caused some issues between them when he's all, "what, i didn't mean it like that!!" while she's overthinking his idiocy. but that could be fun!