alright harbors, officially heading your way with an ian-faced hot mess. i'd love to get a female to tag along for a dumpster fire of on/off relationship, during which they "accidentally" got hitched. they aren't together but are technically still married for various reasons i'd love to plot out with someone. friends, exes, current flings (he has commitment issues), perhaps a baby-mama (from another failed relationship, which is now platonic)...give me all the things while I work on him.