saoirse, anya taylor-joy, zendaya, sydney sweeney, maude apatow, barbie ferriera, alexandra shipp, maika monroe, pretty much anyone around his age! she'd be a girl he'd crushed on throughout high school that was part of his friend group or even just a neighbor in denver who knew him as this super religious/super wholesome teen. it would be very juno LA LA LA WE'RE BORED IT HAPPENED and he expected they were suddenly in a relationship afterwards but it didn't go anywhere. they've stayed good friends but she likes to roast him sometimes for how awkward he was then because he turned into a complete heathen fuckboy for years after that.