lifestyle maia mitchell, andrew matarazzo, and/or emily ratajkowski as a group of dennis and dee inspired truly awful stupid step-siblings that are absolutely destroying their (dead?!?!??!) parents' restobar, crystal reed or zion moreno as her long term ex that she parents a vaguely instagram famous english bulldog with, sloppy shitheads and assholes, and anyone that might be interested in conspiracies, weird documentaries, ghosts and ghouls or black eyed kids (and more!!)