concrete lines for this sassy, 30-something young adult who can binge-watch all 10 seasons of friends in under a week and can righteously down a 12inch pizza while in paula cole-mode in her undies. two brothers (one older, one younger), a crap-load of cousins because italian, duh! other pharmacists, her ex-husband-turned-best friend, columbia grads, wine drinkers, shot takers, everything else that can be spared.