sexts danna paola as his chaotic polar opposite half or step-sister, other elite faces, especially alvaro rico, omar ayuso and aron piper, a couple more roommates for he and flush in brooklyn, more poc and gender diverse folk, childhood besties from brooklyn, chaos friends he helps wade through life, perpetual students, silver spoon people who are humble and kind and won't be the first rich to get eaten during the socialist revolution, fwbs, flings, serious exes (flagrant serial monogamy what's up), sza stans, the salma hayek to his antonio banderas