aww yes, let's plan some shenanigans! she's a bored dumbass who gets up to petty misdemeanors to pass the time. for example, she's always on call to help key some guy's car after they break up with one of her friends. or she'll drive a riding lawn mower to pick up another six-pack thinking it somehow doesn't count toward a DUI. ridiculous, small-potatoes offenses she makes so much worse with her tendency to book it as soon as she hears sirens.