ᴀ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ. (debber) wrote in pbads,
nosy sitcom neighbors are my favorite. they should be the only young people in a cul-de-sac of crotchety olds. they tried to be nice, and now they're the gnome bandits! stealing everyone's most prized lawn ornaments in the dead of night and stashing them in the garage. it started as a joke that's gone way too far by this point.