foxholm lines for this investigative journalist who's determined to figure out exactly what the hell is going on in this goddamn town, but more often than not just ends up with articles that are the written equivalent of the confused math lady meme? family in the form of step-siblings or cousins, the best friend he drags into his misadventures, ex-girlfriends who couldn't deal with his constant need to be following a story, anyone he may have interviewed for a story, the next door neighbor he got into some kind of epic battle with the one halloween when they all became their costumes, anything and everything