shorebirds it's my first day back at work, and I want my vacation back. In lieu of time travel, please bring me this guy's one serious ex (m) for a decidedly non-romantic line, a couple of Berkeley alums for past shenanigans, the landlord of the house where he rents the garage studio, a fellow journalist/national geographic friend, his demanding photo editor, someone whose heart he broke and has no clue about, his photography mentor and maybe his rival (a frenemy), and his knitting buddy. For PBs, how about: Claire Danes, Jon Bernthal, Mike Colter, Deborah Ann Woll, Rosario Dawson, Elodie Yung, Finn Jones, Krysten Ritter.