she's the aggressive mom friend every stupid college kid needs in their life, especially since she has taste. that first time he drove them to the parking lot and got drunk there instead because the lengths he'd go to avoid partying too hard with frat bros is quite frankly ridiculous, so reckless decisions averted! when the night winds down for them he'd point out that he's not going driving anywhere because this is actually the parking lot to his apartment, and then remember that he should invite her up to sleep it off which, super belated but better late than never? if he kept showing up to frat parties despite his outspoken dislike for the crowd well that's nobody's business, but unsurprisingly he sidled right up when he caught her at the gym more recently and asked if she could always karate chop a man's head from his shoulders.