sharpshooters A fellow instructor and the one person who "dated" him semi-successfully for about a year before realizing that while they get along well, they weren't really what the other person needed. Alternatively, an older instructor who is his mentor in the ways of teaching. Either way, this person understands Artemy better than most.
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