hello, i'm new to the umbrella academy and still have a lot of raw feelings about it. but also, give me all the things please!!!
quick character rundown: this is theo. he's a mechanic for the bubblegum pink mech. he got lost in depression land after the death of his pilot lost year, coping via drinking and other self-destructive habits. he's getting better! there are backslides sometimes depending on in-game happenings, which is natural, but he's pretty easy to get to know. he is my cinnamon bun and he happens to like cinnamon buns! he'll take eight dozen!
cassie (~gossipmongering) is a hissy, spitty kitten diva in person. like when yzma gets transmogrified at the end of the emperor's new groove. she only likes most people based on their immediate benefit to her. her online persona is pretty famous for posting fluff and smut centered around the paladin crew. star fragments is her buzzfeed-esque trash media empire and it's how mama makes her money.
vic (~deluder) is hazel or cha-cha depending on the day. which means he'll shoot you over a cornchip either way, but he'll occasionally feel bad about it. his shadow organization has him playing the station janitor in order to keep an eye on all these x-factored weirdos posing a danger to themselves and others.
i'm so sorry for the excitable wall of text. anything you can think of for any of them, i'm probably here for it.