harbors Okay friends, give me literally everything. Neighbors, friends, best friends? Anyone who wants to come over and hang out on her dope patio with the firepit for beers and steaks or appropriate vegetarian/vegan equivalents. People who like board games or trivia or bad horror movies. Or GOOD horror movies. People who like cuddling or fwbs or one night stands because relationships and deep emotional vulnerability are scary. Fellow teachers or parents of her 2nd grade students, both the loving supportive kind and the annoying as shit, think they know better kind. Any other doctoral students around? Yoga, hiking/running/camping/gym friends. Does it seem like there's a theme here? Well PSYCH, now give me anyone who doesn't like her, for whatever reason! Did she cut you off in traffic? Accidentally cut you in line at the coffee shop? Do we even need a reason? When I say give me everything I mean literally everything. Thank you and good night.