shorebirds a couple solid lines before i apply would be ace so if anybody needs anything filled that a very unpolished (that’s putting it kindly), extremely flexible (in most senses outside of the physical), near 40 year old potential factotum could fit the part of, lemme know. he’s into art of all kinds, deep conversation, button pushing and people watching/analyzing the psyche of any and everyone to stick to the positives but there’s plenty of negatives for anyone seeking some angst a la mode. i also have ideas for a couple girls that play or have played pivotal roles in his life (and one that’ll be huge in the future that involves cannabitch), a cousin who’s his voice of reason, a brother from another (come on, dan levy), anybody to do the opposite of mentor... pose as an example of what not to be? and whatever else