shorebirds okay so i've got the sudden urge to play someone who was on the bachelor once and became a meme because of it (think champagnegate!). she managed to capitalize on that to become a comedian and columnist known for her self-deprecation and millennial & gen-z cupser sense of humor. originally from nyc, 26, graduated from ucla with an english degree (creative writing concentration), and has been in la since 2012! anyone need family, cousins, a roommate, a token funny friend while i continue to sort her out?