shorebirds cousins for this guy, ~shrill, ~oral, and ~ravioli, a brother for ~cabbageroses, a soon to be ex-husband for ~shrill, a sister for ~buxom and ~although, john stamos for ~luminescent and co for awesomeness, cole sprouse for ~itch, a stepbrother and sister for ~peapuffer and ~kimonos, fellow night owls, neighbors in playa del rey, someone he attends krav maga and or hot yoga with, a gym buddy, exes, former fwbs/fling that ended in various ways, lines with anyone who wants to brainstorm one