hello, hello wonder woman, how you doin'?" so this is jack, codename: sparky, a washed up professional sidekick who did the hero thing for most of his childhood and adolescence, basically growing up in the public eye. at his prime, sparky was the sidekick. he was spunky, he was cute, america loved him and he was the quintessential little brother. except he grew up and scandal followed (drugs, sex, money!) and his downfall was epic. he's currently "retired" but in talks to return to the business as part of a reality tv show!