i was thinking something relatively recent and fast burn, and maybe the divorce is still finalizing even? something where they dated like 3 months and were all MOON OF MY MOON STAR OF MY STARS but in reality they spent a huge chunk of that 3 months apart working in various places but then ended up getting married by some stranger on a beach during a vacation to greece or something then when they got home and actually had to live together they started to realize that they were not practically compatible (she's a pretty nitpicky capricorn). i was thinking it could be cool if the beginning of quarantine was the final nail in the coffin even, but i'm open to something less recent if that doesn't quite work