he so would have been like "yes mom i'm on a date no you're not talking to her yes i brushed my teeth before i came" and then promptly hung up if his mom tried to make any 'have fun but not too much fun and don't forget about all the talks your dad gave you!" type comments. lmao maybe she called to pay, wes showed up the next day and didn't understand why they weren't taking his payment and he got all flustered lol. it is so perfectly awful and awkward and i love it.