nyt a ta from his public health classes or perhaps one of the poor unfortunate souls who got stuck with him in abnormal psych his first year at columbia, the younger sibling of a close friend so we can campaign together to recruit said friend, keanu reeves and shia labeouf for his brothers, others who live in his building in murray hill that take advantage of the common areas, the person renting the apartment across the street for handwritten sharpie apology notes when he forgets to draw the blinds, randos to befriend because he enjoys finding common ground