nyt late in the game turnip sales because i'm an idiot. while i freak out over that, how about some more friends for this hyperactive nugget? maybe fellow alumni from stern, others who work in marketing, friends to go out dancing/do karaoke/eat their weight in greasy food with him, animal crossing players that know his joy and his pain, and the all important friends who also enjoy dressing up in costume just for the absolute fun of it and not needing an event or a holiday to do so