urbans childhood friends from seattle, an older brother for veta who gets a bonus line with this mess, people she's swindled out of cash on her bar hopping pool shark nights, anyone who wants gold star stickers because she has them on hand literally 24/7, anyone who needs a friend that will make them feel better about whatever makes them a disaster because she does it so much better!!! i also want to brainstorm lines with new people but i'm overwhelmed by the sheer number of you please let me love you and lastly brett dalton for a fellow english teacher in shanghai (2010-2013) that she became best friends with THANKS BYE