urbans while i finish getting him together, hit me with your best shot! friends he's collected over his ten years in the states, frequenters of his stepdad's cafe and/or twin's art project bar, kindred restaurant worker spirits, fellow instagrammers/youtubers, people into the new age/metaphysical & artsy scenes, anyone he's put off with his need to be in the kitchen despite not being able to take the heat, two exes from a poly relationship that imploded last year, failed dates of any gender, successful dates that went nowhere because he's a space cadet trying to do 200 things at once, anyone he can test recipes on, dad joke & meme connoisseurs, pretentious people who refuse to admit they're pretentious, anything and everything else!