he's wyatt if wyatt had any ability to center his scattered attention - so clearly this means he's assuming the role of devil on bryson's shoulder. he had big dreams once upon a time of being a physical therapist, but dropped out of school before he could be certified, and never looked back because life just seemed way too exciting (re: the idea of having a real job scared the shit out of him). instead, he got an instagram, started posting shirtless selfies, and that's been enough to keep him from actually aspiring to anything else. wyatt's absolutely going to be dragging bryson into whatever scheme he's cooked up for any given evening, repercussions be damned