lol. i mean, they could still potentially be roommates even if he's renting someone else's garage apartment if that works for you? he'll drink coffee, but there's so much more variety in tea and there's no need to add sugar to it to make it tasty. he does! he's currently with the oregon ballet theatre, spent the decade before primarily in romania though he's been a featured dancer with other companies over the years, too. he's very used to situation where there's sort of a telephone game of translation in a room full of people who all have different native tongues and only an odd lingua franca or two between them all.