crystalkeep richard madden for a hilarious and bittersweet romance fraught with questions about the natures of love and honor, and also dragon problems because i am going for broke with this concept, the youngest princess who can't even with the royal fam and how bad at not being supernaturals they are, some stray brigands she might have missed while burninating their criminal empire, jason momoa for ~unsated so at least someone's love life is worse than hers, courtiers, gentry, mages, commonfolk, and some vampires