KIND OF a high functioning mess, essentially! she’s 25, and relocated to the us from germany when she was 18 with one of her closest friends at the time. she comes from the kind of silent nuclear family that didn’t discuss issues despite being riddled with them. sort of an uncanny valley vibe in the sense she grew up feeling off about her childhood but not being able to pinpoint where the feeling even grew from. she hasn’t been back to germany since she left, and ended up dropping out of college but found solace in the recent growth of e-commerce and started to sell polymer clay jewellery. very portlandia she’s making jewellery now. she’s quite outwardly friendly, runs a tight household in the sense that the plants are always hydrated, the toilet paper never runs out but there’s always a shitload of canvases and paint everywhere. nobody’s perfect yknow! she’s the type of person that you think you know quite well on the surface, but if you ever scratch that surface you get hit with some weird hideo kojima mess. what about him?